Monthly Archives: August 2009

Bulge Factor

Meet Steve, just a regular dude with a mullet who wanted to give the world a little taste of his soothing singing voice, but instead gave us an eyeful (and throatful, ugh). On UK’s The X-Factor over the weekend, Steve … Continue reading

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FYI: Macaulay Culkin Is Not The Father

Joe Jackson can stop trying to produce a remake of Home Alone starring Blanket Jackson, because Macaulay Culkin is not his biological father. Earlier today, The Sun wrote up an interesting fairy tale about how Macaulay donated sperm which was … Continue reading

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The Cheetokini Watch Is Back On

It’s been nearly two weeks since we’ve seen Brit Brit’s hocks and loins stuffed into a bikini and I was beginning to get worried (not really). Thank Cheesus Brit Brit was back in a two piece while vacationing with Jamie … Continue reading

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This permanent B list television and film actor and Golden Globe winner/nominee has had a string of normal sexual relationships with the women in his life. It is only when he is with men that he explores his more umm … Continue reading

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Afternoon Crumbs

Vadge isn’t the only one who cares about gypsies – Popeater When Playboy is no longer taking your calls, Twitter your titties – Hollywood Tuna There must be a giant dick running behind Katie Holmes – Popsugar Squinty Zellweger and … Continue reading

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 31st!

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Hot Slut Of The Week: Tiny

Birthday: July 14, 1975 Age: 34 Birth Name: Tameka Cottle Original Date of HS of the Day: August 26, 2009 Claim to Fame: Tiny was an original member of the 90s girl group Xscape. After the group broke up, Tiny … Continue reading

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Megan Fox’s Vagina Is Powerful

“Women always have a strike up on men. We’ve always got our bodies (if you keep it in shape) and we’ve always got the check to cash.” – A New Jersey flower from the documentary Wildwood, NJ Philosopher and feminist … Continue reading

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Open Post: Hosted By The Magic Broom

This is an entire segment from a local news station in Alabama devoted solely to a magic broom that can stand upright by itself for hours at a time. Actually, that’s kind of impressive since Lindsay Lohan can’t even do … Continue reading

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Carrie Prejean sues for ‘religious discrimination.’ Christ…

Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit today claiming Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis, but strangely not the Donald, subjected her to “religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and …read full story

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