A few months ago, Heather Mills bought a popular sea kitten restaurant in East Sussex, England and fired all the bisneyes. Heather queefed that she was going to turn the place into a vegan restaurant. Well, the time has come! Heather opened V-Bites yesterday and the only rotten kipper in the joint is Heather herself!
You know, the name “V-Bites” sounds short for vagina bites. This makes sense since Heather’s person does have teeth. Speaking of persons…..
Heather’s hair is just two snips and a taser attack away from looking just like Kate Gosselin’s electrocuted possum head. persony persons think alike! The personress of the US and The personress of the UK should really join forces and declare world domination. Two persons are always better than one.
And because this post doesn’t have enough of the “person” word….person person person person!
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