Posting will be sporadic for the rest of the day, because my butt is moving apartments today. Moving is the grossest thing ever. Actually, I’m going to take that back and issue an apology to Paris Hilton’s bikini waxer. Moving is the second grossest thing ever. And speaking of gross things, above is a video of a porn star snorting a condom through his nose! I’m so proud (and slightly disturbed…and slightly slightly turned on). Enjoy!