Afternoon Crumbs

Brad Pitt’s motorcycle bike down, so he got ride a from the paps. St. Angie’s angel drawn crystal chariot was not available, obviously. – Lainey Gossip

Three sexy ladies in a row – Egotastic!

Lenny Kravitz should be wearing less clothes – Popsugar

Gis Bundchen or a SJP/Aniston hybrid? – Hollywood Tuna

The weepy Stepford robot is in Australia and still wearing her second trimester pillow – Just Jared

Vintage busted teefs – Cityrag

Adrien Brody will be wearing this in 3…2… – Towleroad

Tater Head to guest star on 90210 as a “punky cute lesbian.” I understand the “punky” and “lesbian” part…. – ICYDK

Ryan Eggold tried to recreate Johnny Depp’s grease mop and it didn’t work – SOW

Harvey needs to start styling Katie Price (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will never break up, because nobody can work a strap-on like she can – Celebisneyy

Zac Efron cut off his twink shag – Socialite Life

So this is the real reason why Jakey chose Reese as his main hag? – I’m Not Obsessed

Gloria Trevi breaks out the “pushing out a doody bubble” pose – Hollywood Rag

I’ll take this swimsuit in every color – Superior Gossip