Monthly Archives: July 2009

Kanye West Is Not The New King Of Pop And He Knows It

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

My CAPS-LOCK KEY’S hero and my eyeballs enemy #1, Gayfish West, licked on his perfectly manicured nails for luck and got loose on his keyboard to address the rumors that he proclaimed himself as the brand spanking new King of … Continue reading →

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Seth Rogen shot down by Megan Fox and other news

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

- Robert Pattinson looks like “feminie,” according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She’ll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip] – Katherine Heigl’s mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam] – Kevin …read full … Continue reading →

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Afternoon Crumbs

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

Jude to crowd: “Who wants to get knocked up next?!” – Popsugar If you can’t get enough of Elisabetta Canalis’ nipple action, here’s more! – Egotastic! Dear Taylor Swift, does your purity ring approve of canoodling? – Hollywood Tuna EW’s … Continue reading →

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For July 31st!

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

VIA Cracked (Thanks Ed)

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Quick Programming Note

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

Posting will be sporadic for the rest of the day, because my butt is moving apartments today. Moving is the grossest thing ever. Actually, I’m going to take that back and issue an apology to Paris Hilton’s bikini waxer. Moving … Continue reading →

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Open Post: Hosted By The Legendary Grace Jones

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

Grace Jones has hosted this space before, so she’s back for an encore performance to show the likes of Lady CaCa how authentic weirdos do it. Grace brought her f**kery show to NYC last night and came out wearing alien … Continue reading →

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NeNe Will Choke A Bitch

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

IknowIknowIknowIknowIknow….. This is the second RHOA post in a row. I will bring this issue up with my Skype therapist (aka whoever I meet on Craigslist’ casual encouters) during one of our weekend sessions. So… Entertainment Tonight says that there … Continue reading →

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The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Who Gonna Check Me Boo?

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

I was finally able to exhale last night, because the pieces of hot trash from The Real Housewives of Atlanta came back into my life!!!!!! AND HOW. Those bisneyes are still lying face first in the dumpster and I loved … Continue reading →

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Sister Tittay

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

Okay, I think I like George Clooney’s tramp of the minute, Elisabetta Canalis. The Sun found this still from a movie called Virgin Territory (which also stars crazy sadling Mischa Barton) of Elisabetta as a flashing nun. Holy nipple! Mel … Continue reading →

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The "Trolling Cowardly Pigs" Ruined Twitter For Trent Reznor

Posted on July 31, 2009 by admin

Trent Reznor says he was forced to cancel his life on MySpace and Twitter, because a bunch of hating haters dropped hate bombs about his fiancee Bai Ling Mariqueen Maandig. Instead of doing like I do and writing them a … Continue reading →

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