Monthly Archives: June 2009

Naomi Campbell isn’t the only supermodel who can cause a bisney to sleep with a baseball bat underneath their bed! Karen Mulder can play that game too. Karen was arrested in Paris yesterday for threatening to whoop her plastic surgeon’s … Continue reading →

The next time I’m drunk in Vegas, remind me to never get in Steve Ryan’s shot, because he will slappity slap me in my whore mouth on live TV. On second tingle, Steven Ryan is kind of giving my genitals … Continue reading →

Last season, Simon Cowell was paid $35 million for American Idol. This season, Simon will get anywhere from $100 million to $144 million. That’s what The New York Post is claiming. Meanwhile, Paula Abdul continues to get paid in Adderrall … Continue reading →

Squirrels usually pop out of panties, but I’ve never heard of one popping out of a ho’s cleavage before. The cops in Ohio were interrogating a bisney about a murder when a furry friend jumped out to say “Heeeeeelp me.” … Continue reading →

RIP: Pour one out for Vibe Magazine… If it wasn’t for them, we’d never have Kanye’s comment about this cover: “THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S sh*t!!!” Thank you for that – Crunk + Disorderly This is how I wear my … Continue reading →

VIA Cracked

Lady CaCa visted an HIV support center in Manchester, England yesterday and talked about how she was doing charity work when she was a toddler. Lady CaCa’s mouth farted this: “I’ve been doing volunteer work since I was two. When … Continue reading →

CNN says that Michael Jackson’s body will go back home to Neverland on Thursday morning. There will be a public viewing on Friday and a private memorial service on Sunday at Neverland. It’s not really know if Michael will be … Continue reading →