Monthly Archives: May 2009

Why Is Eminem Fighting It?

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

This is the only reason why the gods allowed the MTV Movie Awards to exist! Because if it didn’t, Bruno would have never fallen from the gay heaven and landed face first into Eminem’s lap. This is what they call … Continue reading →

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LEAVE SUSAN BOYLE ALOOOOONE!!!1!!!!!1!!!

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

The other day I made a joke that Susan Boyle was the second coming of Brit Brit.… Well, it might sort of be coming true, because the cat lady has cracked a bit. Daddy Spears, please get on the next … Continue reading →

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Dreambaby

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

Jennifer Hudson will have to start getting her friends to sign a damn confidentiality agreement, because one of them has spilled the fetus juice to the Chicago Times. One of JHud’s close friends, Felicia Fields, said that she had a … Continue reading →

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Chicken Cutlets & Quween Call A Truce

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

There was a time when international supermodel Phoebe Price would’ve shot Quween on the Scene on the spot, but those days are behind us. Yesterday on the streets of Beverly Hills, PP and Quween signed a peace treaty. World peace … Continue reading →

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This Is What Jon Is Missing Out On

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

Kate Gosselin searched the beach for her dignity on Bald Head Island, North Carolina today. Jon couldn’t make the trip, because…well….he really f**king hates her. And I think he knew that his crotch area had been through enough torture. It … Continue reading →

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Ginge Showers

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

dsajfdlaksfjasjkfdja;fsdkjldfjkldafskjladfsl;ajlkadfsjkladklj8ds8asf8 I really, really am having a hard time concentrating right now. Immediately after my eyeballs gazed upon this picture of utter hotness, my b-lips took over, slapped my hand off the mouse and hit “right click SAVE.” It has … Continue reading →

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Kate Gosselin in a bikini

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

I’ve been doing a lot of Jon and Kate Gosselin coverage these past few weeks, and while this train wreck continued its path of destruction, I kept joking to myself “Jesus. What’s next? Kate in a bikini shots?” –… …read … Continue reading →

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Megan Fox is swimsuity

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

Here are some teaser shots of Megan Fox in the July issue of GQ which more than make up for the Levi Johnston debacle. Actually, these could probably make up for a number of crimes committed by GQ including,… …read … Continue reading →

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Melanie Brown in a bikini

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) signed autographs at Tao Beach in Vegas yesterday, and f**k me, those are some ripped abs. Granted, they don’t hold a candle to my own, but for the fairer sex those are some impressive… …read … Continue reading →

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Octomom lands reality show, book deal

Posted on May 31, 2009 by admin

Who didn’t see this coming? Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has not only landed a book deal but finally found a production company for her reality show, according to People: Suleman’s attorney Jeff Czech calls the series a “quasi-reality” show, explaining.. …read … Continue reading →

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