Monthly Archives: April 2009

Congressman Alcee Hastings of Florida got dirtay dirtay by reading a long butt list of some nasty fetish sh*t written by the author of a proposed amendment on a hate crime bill . That list sounds like a regular Thursday … Continue reading →

Fantasia’s toad hooves look like they have never failed her! Those things look like they have done it all! They’ve wrestled a hog, planted a thousand pine trees, laid a dozen T-Rez eggs, carried Pocahontas across the Potomac River, built … Continue reading →

When you strut down the ho stroll in your sexiest spandex biker shorts, do the other whores yell at you, “bisney, your pussy is hongray“? Does this make you feel sad in the pants, because you don’t want everyone to … Continue reading →

This former A list always movie actress still considers herself A list even though in reality she is about D. She does have A list name recognition and was the star of one of the most famous movies of all … Continue reading →

Guess that glittery butt? Hint: It’s not Gay Al Reynolds – Hollywood Tuna Marisa Miller is obviously allergic to real clothes – Egotastic! Blair Waldorf’s new hair color makes her look a little Lohan-ey – Just Jared Kim Kardashian’s untouched … Continue reading →

(Thanks Becks)

Behold the mighty Shadow Hare! Shadow Hare and his Allegiance of Moobies Heroes patrol the streets of Cincinnati to protect citizens against the villains that are lurking around every corner. Okay, basically Shadow Hare and his friends just dress up … Continue reading →

It’s time to put on your aluminum foil hats and discuss American Idol conspiracy theories! Last night, I was sort-of, kind-of, maybe drunked up while watching this mess, so it was a total blur. By the by, this is the … Continue reading →

My suspicions were right! St. Angie mistook that sumo wrestler Brad’s filming a commercial with for an orphan baby with a serious thyroid problem. St. Angie must have quickly snatched him up before Vadge got her claws on him. Brad … Continue reading →

Your gay prison fantasies starring Jack Tweed and Boy George have come true! Jack, who is Jade Goody’s widower, is currently serving time at the same chokey Boy George is resting his mega nalgas in for beating that prosty. The … Continue reading →