Open Post: Hosted By Giant Cheetos
I really hope this isn’t some cruel April Fool’s joke, because Brit Brit will never be the same if it is. The pink wig will come out again! Please, Chester, don’t do this to her!!! But if it isn’t, Brit Brit has finally found the thing she needs to get over Adnan.
Frito-Lay announced today that beginning tomorrow, they will sell Cheetos the size of ping-pong balls. The head whores at Frito-Lay said they wanted to create something “fun.” One bag will sell for $2.89. A little bag of 5 will sell for 59 cents.
If you really want one of these bags and sense a Cheetoling in your area, get in line now, because Brit Brit is going to buy all the stock. Then she’s going to take all her new balls into the bathroom and lock the door. Think of all the nasty kinky sh*t she’s going to do those with Giant Cheetos! Cheetobagging!
You know how Cheeto smegma gets in your teeth and is a bisney to get out? Well, Brit Brit’s gynecologist is going to be scraping Cheeto jizz out of her vag for DAYS!
VIA USAToday (Thanks Danielle)
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