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BITCH.

Look at this mean butt bisney Lily Allen taunting me while waiting for her order of heaven between two buns inside of God’s favorite restaurant in Redondo Beach, CA. Her persony smile is saying, “I’m here and you’re not.” Choke on it, bisney. CHOKE ON IT, animal-style. Although, I’m a little proud of Lily that she learned straws aren’t just for snorting the bad sh*t on a broken mirror. She’s growing up!

And now I’m going to go to Burger King, close my eyes, bite into a burger and pretend. DAMN that whore! My withdrawals were bad enough before seeing this sh*t.

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