Monthly Archives: March 2009

First of all, Mickey Rourke must be washing his face in the ice-cold blended soft bones of fetuses every night, because his mug doesn’t look like a Michael Myers mask that was left out in the sun too long. Mickey’s … Continue reading →

I fear that the true star of Wobbling with The Woz will be thrown over his Segway and sent back to the land where you don’t have to take more than two steps and you can eat Twinkies all day. … Continue reading →

Look at this mean butt bisney Lily Allen taunting me while waiting for her order of heaven between two buns inside of God’s favorite restaurant in Redondo Beach, CA. Her persony smile is saying, “I’m here and you’re not.” Choke … Continue reading →

Lisa “I’m a Business Woman” Wu, from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, had a little dinner party on Friday night and invited her fellow cast members along with the always precious Dwight (aka NeNe’s best homegirl). This is what Dwight … Continue reading →

Lady CaCa sounding like a whispering coked-up baby Bjork who loves itself way too much – ONTD Heidi. Klum. Naked. Again. Again. And. Again. – Egotastic! Mimi and her man toy making the sea creatures dry heave in Barbados – … Continue reading →

Even though the peens are pixelated in the full picture, it still might be NSFWish unless you work in a sperm bank. So the full sh*t is after the jump. JUMP! read more

Building a motorized bar stool (with a wheelie bar!!) seems like a genius idea. You just get on, go to the bar, drive inside, booze your troubles away and then head on home. Your lazy butt doesn’t even need to … Continue reading →

I really hope this isn’t some cruel April Fool’s joke, because Brit Brit will never be the same if it is. The pink wig will come out again! Please, Chester, don’t do this to her!!! But if it isn’t, Brit … Continue reading →