That’s it. We can all quit this bisney. We can spend the rest of the day sucking on sugar cubes and sipping on carrotinis while laying on a hay bed, because SJP has delivered us the joke. The joke laid down on her hooves and said, “Take me!” I mean, camel toe on a horsey?! Does she even go on the internets? I’m guessing the answer to that question is a loud, “Neeeeigh!!“