They Really Are The New Ike & Tina
Princess RiRi of the Universe is reportedly back with the bisney who busted two horns in her wondrous tenhead three weeks ago. That’s what People claims and they are usually right. Unfortunately.
A source said, “They’re together again. They care for each other. While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.”
The source went on to say that they are hiding out in one of Diddy’s houses. Wait. Are they the ones having tantric sex with Diddy? That would explain why RiRi took that bisney back. Any kind of sex with Diddy will make you delusional in the brains.
But seriously, WHY?! Why, Riri?! When a dude tells you he’ll never do it again. Nine times out of ten, the motherf**ker is lie-telling. Majorly. RiRi really needs to rent What’s Love Got To Do With It? to see how this is going to play out. Don’t eat the cake, RiRi! In fact, walk away from the f**king cake!
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