Monthly Archives: February 2009

The Cheetoling Has Landed

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

After a flight from Los Angeles to Mississippi, Brit Brit stepped out of her luxurious flying trailer and took a breath of fresh air. And by “fresh air,” I mean Winston smoke. Our Lady of Cheetos had to gargle with … Continue reading →

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Megan Fox has, um, firm breasts

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

Megan Fox left Brian Austin Green’s house yesterday and showed up to a lunch meeting at the Smoke House restaurant in Burbank wearing bright red flip flops. And, honestly, the only reason I’m posting these is because of how… …read … Continue reading →

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Fun For The Whole Family!

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

I’m always joking around that my butt is so gay it can sh*t stars, rainbows and hearts. Well, now it really f**king can thanks to Poopy Time Fun Shapes! All I have to do is stick a plastic tube up … Continue reading →

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Well, This Is Rich

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

Blaaaaake busted out of the chokey this week and it was reported that Amy Wino was on her back to England to jump into his heroin-loving arms to make crack chirruns or something. Well, apparently, Blaaaake isn’t interested anymore and … Continue reading →

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

Michael Galanes – The hardest working queen in the pageant world and one of the stars of WE’s reality sh*t show Little Miss Perfect. And he also might be the joker’s younger gay brother. The one we never talk about. … Continue reading →

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Birthday Sluts

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

Gavin MacLeod (79) Fefe Dobson (24) Karolina Kurkova (25) Ali Larter (33) Robert Sean Leonard (35) Tangi Miller (35) Rory Cochrane (37) Rae Dawn Chong (48) John Turturro (52) Cindy Wilson (52) Gilbert Gottfried (54) Mercedes Ruehl (61) Mike Figgis … Continue reading →

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Russell Simmons has a lot of money

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

A judge signed off on a custody agreement in L.A. court Thursday that states Russell Simmons will pay $40,000 in monthly child support until his two daughters turn 19 1/2, and make sure that they get a new car… …read … Continue reading →

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81% Watchmen

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

Visually powerful, intense and uncompromising, Watchmen is an epic comic-book film whose technical and thematic strengths overwhelm its narrative shortcomings.

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Rihanna & Chris Brown back together

Posted on February 28, 2009 by admin

In what will probably be the most retarded and depressing news of 2009, Rihanna is back with Chris Brown. People reports: “They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time… …read … Continue reading →

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They Really Are The New Ike & Tina

Posted on February 27, 2009 by admin

Princess RiRi of the Universe is reportedly back with the bisney who busted two horns in her wondrous tenhead three weeks ago. That’s what People claims and they are usually right. Unfortunately. A source said, “They’re together again. They care … Continue reading →

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