Bacon Man! - Why hello there everyone! I’d like to introduce you to my future husband. He’s everything you could want in a husband. He won’t talk back and he’s made out of bacon! The last quality seals the f**king deal. Bacon Man was created by a woman named NetDiva. Visit this site to make your very own. You’ll need bacon, wooden sticks and a lot of f**king booze. Actually, you’ll probably need to get wasted beforehand, because that’s the only way you’ll make this sh*t.
Bacon Man is almost complete. He’s only missing a bacon peen. And no, I wouldn’t f**k Bacon Man. Or would I? I wouldn’t! Or would I? I wouldn’t! Okay, I’d only let him give me a grease facial, but that’s it!
Thanks Pluto
