So, the mama je’e of the woman who popped out 8 babies in Bellflower, CA is still talking to the media. The more she talks, the more I’m scratching my damn head. Homegirl is going to leave me with a bald spot and a nasty rash (don’t say it).
So far, we know that Nadya Suleman is a 33-year-old single mother who lives with her parents. She declared bankruptcy over a year ago. She already had six kids. Blah…blah…blah…
Angela Suleman, Nadya’s mommy, said all 14 kids (!!!) came from the same jizz donor. Nadya had the 8 embryos implanted, because she wanted just “one more girl.” Her mother said, “And look what happened. Octuplets. Dear God.” Nadya, who holds a degree in child development, wanted kids when she was a teenager, but it wasn’t possible.
A friend of Nadya said she didn’t have the babies for financial gain or a TLC reality show. She just loooooves babies. Her friend told the L.A. Times, “There was no overriding situation, other than having more children to love. Her whole life, she couldn’t wait to be a mom. That was her No. 1 goal.”
Angela added that her daughter “is not evil, but she is obsessed with children. She loves children, she is very good with children, but obviously she overdid herself.” Angela then sighed and said, “I wish she would have become a kindergarten teacher.” That was my thought right there! If bisney wants to be covered in hundreds of babies, why doesn’t she just go work in a damn nursery. Or better yet, become Brangelina’s #1 nanny! Do you think she gets her fix by sniffing baby powder and sh*t? A baby addiction is hardcore.
Nadya does realize that these cute babies grow up to be kids who might curse her out and do evil things to her butt. They won’t always be precious little dumplings who goo-goo and ga-ga every now and again.
Seriously, now I don’t feel so guilty about my crazy obsession with Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies.
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