Monthly Archives: January 2009

Here is picture proof that vitamin weed does a body damn good. They better stock extra bags of Funyuns at the next Olympics, because that joint is going to be filled with stoners who think the key to winning 14 … Continue reading →

So, the mama je’e of the woman who popped out 8 babies in Bellflower, CA is still talking to the media. The more she talks, the more I’m scratching my damn head. Homegirl is going to leave me with a … Continue reading →

My chola cousin’s coochie beats for Morrissey, The Smiths and all those other whores, so when she sees this sh*t, bisneyes better duck under a table. Chola pussy explosion! In the inner sleeve of his single for “I’m Throwing My … Continue reading →

The YouTube sensation that is Cupcake Boy sang a duet with Godzilla’s younger sister Ty Ty Banks on her show the other day. Okay, he really lip-synched, but he still did a better job than butthlee Simpson. And of course, … Continue reading →

Jonathan Rhys Meyers was at Macy’s in NYC yesterday whoring out his new cokey juice for Hugo Boss sporting a little evil skinnystache. This is the kind of sh*t that should only be worn by cartoon villains who stroke that … Continue reading →

Have you noticed that for the past month your eyebrows have been extra moist? That’s because they have been crying tears over the fate of Christina Raines. If your eyebrows haven’t already brushed you up on Christina, I will. 24-year-old … Continue reading →

This is MiserAlba going to acting clbutt in Los Angeles yesterday. Yes, acting clbutt and not “acting like a f**king bisney” clbutt. Seriously, what is the point of this? Her teacher probably loves this sh*t. It’s an hour of non-stop … Continue reading →

HAAAAAARVEY! HAAAAAARVEY! When I first saw these pictures, I seriously screamed his name really damn loud like my head exploded. My neighbors probably thought I finally lost it for real this time. Officially. They said to each other, “Well, the … Continue reading →

Bacon Man! – Why hello there everyone! I’d like to introduce you to my future husband. He’s everything you could want in a husband. He won’t talk back and he’s made out of bacon! The last quality seals the f**king … Continue reading →

Carol Channing (88) Justin Timberlake (28) Tiffany Limos (29) Kerry Washington (32) Jackie O (34) Portia de Rossi (36) Patricia Velasquez (38) Minnie Driver (39) Kelly Lynch (50) Anthony LaPaglia (50) Johnny Rotten (53) Jessica Walter (68) Philip Glbutt (72) … Continue reading →