No, Diddy, he hasn’t been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn’t even been bathing the sexy. Obviously.
Joaquin Phoenix said “Bye! Good” to Hollywood and hello to butt bush bugs, seven layer cheese dick and fly nests in his ears. This is what f**king happens when you snort too much bunk coke and drink too many random cocktails left on the bar. I just want to give him a can of RAID and some Hazmat-approved antibacterial soap, because you know there’s baby roaches living in that beard.
That being said, I’d hit it with a clothespin on my nose. Well, his sparkly hair clip is fancy!
Here’s Joaquin, Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner and Diddy at a douche convention in Miami two nights ago. I bet you Joaquin only talks in his own language, because he thinks the government can hear all his conversations.
