Happy New Year, Sluts!
While I’m still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my butt this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I would do it with love.
I was going to do a whole post toasting my favorite crap from 2008, but honestly, I tried to stay drunk and stoned through most of the year, so I don’t remember that much. And seriously, who f**king cares? Let’s just hope 2009 is filled with many more beautiful gifts like Spaghetti Cat, Rojo Caliente, The Shiba Inu 6, Mah Boo, Kim Zolciak’s back alley wig, c-word slips, Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite, La Pequeña, etc…. Oh sh*t. I just listed some of my favorite things. I have a genius memory!
Anyihopeiblackouttonight, Happy New Whore to everyone! Get drunk and get dicked!
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