Monthly Archives: December 2008

While I’m still coherent, I just want to thank all of you whores for dealing with my butt this year. If I could give all of you a handjob while feeding you Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies, I would. And I … Continue reading →

I never in my life thought I would want to party and do hood rat stuff with Charles Barkley, but now that’s all I want to do after reading this sh*t. So, Charles was busted for DUI in Arizona early … Continue reading →

Gay Al is going to burst a cum bubble when he sees these pictures of Star stretching out yet another one of his favorite freakum suits in St. Barts earlier this month. You can even tell by the look on … Continue reading →

HoHan’s brother is not the dude with the bottle cap in his ear, he’s the other one. I’m a little grossed out that I think a Lohan is hot. And his name is Michael Lohan Jr. which is even worse. … Continue reading →

No, Diddy, he hasn’t been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn’t even been bathing the sexy. Obviously. Joaquin Phoenix said “Bye! Good” to Hollywood and hello to butt bush bugs, seven layer cheese dick and fly nests in his ears. This … Continue reading →

Sandra Lee’s gross butt Kwanzaa cake will kill you – Buzzfeed Axl Rose used to hit this – Egotastic! Rita Crosby is right! There’s nothing wrong with some hot gay action – Towleroad A blowfish in a bikini – Hollywood … Continue reading →

Embedded video from CNN Video There was a story a few years ago of a 93-year-old memaw in Lithuania who showed a burglar what’s what by grabbing on his skin berries and refusing to let go until the cops came. … Continue reading →