As you know, HoHan was caught on a security camera making herself a little Red Bull and vodka at Lotus in DC. Yeah, color me not f**king surprised. That’s kind of ironic since the color of not f**king surprised is an orangy shade of diarrhea. Just like the color of HoHan’s skin! On the same tape, SamRo and HoHan were also caught kissing. Again, color me with an orangy shade of diarrhea.
HoHan is probably texting available dick while her tortured lezzie lover is trying to lick the tan grease off her face. She could try and look a little bit interested in SamRo’s tongue. When HoHan wrote that MySpace blog about voting and sh*t, SamRo was probably blowing saliva bubbles into her cooze. You know it’s true love when you’re comfortable enough to blog while getting your pie tossed.
These pictures also have me thinking about how many f**king security cameras have caught me with my butt in the air doing slut sh*t. There’s probably like a secret underground group of graveyard shift security dudes who get together and watch bisneyes do effed up sh*t without knowing they are being taped. So the next time you’re thinking of licking your man’s peen head in an elevator, think about the horny security dude who may be watching you. I don’t know. That may turn your slutty butt on even more.
Below is a video of HoHan sneaking a cocktail and getting kissed on by SamRo while intensely focusing on her texting device.
