Which now-pregnant celebrity is determined to give her baby the most talked-about baby name ever? The father wants the baby to have a normal name like his, and is furious that she is determined to give the baby a really stupid name simply for the attention it will generate. He should not be surprised, though, given that she spends a lot of time thinking up new ways to get press. The most recent iteration of the name consists of something you would buy from your butcher plus the town where they believe the baby was conceived. No, it’s not Prime Rib Pittsburgh, although that would actually be an improvement over the one she wants. (Blind Gossip)
Nothing is worse than the name Bronx Mowgli, but I’ll guess the Pregnant Dude? Enough jokes! My serious guesses is Michelle Duggar? Okay, seriously. I’ll guess Lisa Bonet, M.I.A or Angie Harmon?
Which US actress has been trying to mend her recently broken heart with a two-month cocaine bender? Her entourage fear constant sniffing and weight-loss will lead to grief. (3am Girls)
Coke doesn’t mend a broken heart, but lots of anonymous sex does! I’ll guess Anne Hathaway or Drew Barrymore?
Our singer has always had a bit of a violent streak when it comes to his sex life. He knows this and only participates with people who are aware of it and can handle it. Never been a problem until now. Seems that while overseas he took a liking to someone who was ill prepared for the experience and ended up in the hospital for several days. The person he took a liking too was barely legal. Hell, might not have even been legal. It took a mbuttive monetary bribe to make his parents go away, and not press charges. It took another mbuttive bribe to keep the one of the local papers from printing the story. Look for our singer to be playing a birthday party really really soon. (CDAN)
There’s only two I could think of: Boy George or George Michael?
Which celebrity wife is leaving her celebrity husband because he can’t support her over-the-top lifestyle anymore? Her husband was a high flyer who provided her with multiple homes, cars, jewels and financial support for her own ventures. Now that he’s having money problems, she is looking to bail. He is begging her to stick out this tough period with him, but she has already told friends that she has her eye on a replacement. (Blind Gossip)
My first thought was Donald Trump and Melanie, but that bisney doesn’t have any ventures! Whoever the gold digger is, she’s making the right f**king decision!
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