Monthly Archives: November 2008

Nicole Richie’s ass surprisingly exists

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses: Pirate ship. Unicorn. One Ring to rule them all. Jesus’ body. But an butt? C’mon, there’s no way these aren’t Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever … Continue reading →

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Miranda Kerr is keeping hope alive

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not—repeat, not—marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports: A rep for Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media … Continue reading →

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Britney Spears heads home after carpet-bombing Europe with FAIL

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Seen here at Heathrow Airport this morning, Britney Spears’ European Tour (a.k.a. The Dumb Sauce Parade) came to an end last night after she performed on Britain’s X-Factor then celebrated her birthday at G-A-Y nightclub. While the X-Factor performance was … Continue reading →

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Ben Stiller, Jack Black, P. Diddy dye their pubes (Those words just happened.)

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Nancy Jarecki is an entrepreneur who sells dye for “hair down there.” While her product line Betty Beauty is taking off, Nancy needs to learn rule number one in the cutthroat pube dye business: Never out your celebrity clients. Page … Continue reading →

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93% Frost/Nixon

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Oscar®-winning director Ron Howard brings to the screen writer Peter Morgan’s (The Queen, The Last King of Scotland) electrifying battle between Richard Nixon, the disgraced president with a legacy to save, and David Frost, a jet-setting television personality with a … Continue reading →

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Deja Cheeto

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Brit Brit continued her overseas “Don’t Be A’Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds” tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of “Woomanizah” and did … Continue reading →

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Rex Smith – Teen pop idol, Solid Gold host and TV actor. Rex had a hit in the 70s with “You Take My Breath Away,” but didn’t have any hits after that. He went on to host Solid Gold and … Continue reading →

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Birthday Sluts

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

Stacey Q (50) Chanel Iman (19) Kaley Cuoco (23) Omahyra Mota (24) Elisha Cuthbert (26) Clay Aiken (30) Gael Garcia Bernal (30) Mindy McCready (33) Amy Ryan (39) Des’ree (40) Ben Stiller (43) Bo Jackson (46) Billy Idol (53) Gordon … Continue reading →

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Plaxico Burress continues to win at life

Posted on November 30, 2008 by admin

New York Giants Super Bowl star Plaxico Burress is having an awesome season. The controversial receiver accidentally shot himself in the leg early Saturday morning after a concealed gun slipped out of his waistband at a Manhattan club, according to … Continue reading →

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No Fair!

Posted on November 29, 2008 by admin

In this Sunday’s “60 Minutes,” Mah Boo Anderson Cooper races against the dolphin god known as Michael Phelps and he does so in some baggy trunks. Baggy f**king trunks! You really expect me to believe that Mah Boo covers his … Continue reading →

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