Monthly Archives: October 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Don’t worry, Princess Zac is wearing waterproof mascara! – Just Jared SamRo and HoHan take the subway! They’re just like normal people! – Lainey Gossip God hates signs – Towleroad Sophie Monk posing in some elevator – Hollywood Tuna Olivia … Continue reading →

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For October 30th!

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Thanks Pamboy

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Chloe Lattanzi Looks Different

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Chloe Lattanzi, the star of my spring obsession “Rock the Cradle,” might have made a little visit to the Tupperware factory recently. Unless it’s totally natural for your chichis to hang out in your armpits. Maybe the beauty of Chloe’s … Continue reading →

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So Long, Estelle Reiner

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Estelle Reiner has gone on to the great big Katz Deli in the sky at the age of 94. She pbutted away at her home in Beverly Hills of natural causes on Saturday. Estelle, who was the mother of Rob … Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton needs a clear gel that’s strong enough for a man – but pH balanced for a woman

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

An Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look at Why You’re Staring at Paris’ Crusty Armpit: Just after the Aubrey O’Day post, I’m sifting through photos that are available to me from various sources, and I come across a set of Heidi … Continue reading →

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Aubrey O’Day doesn’t show enough chest

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day got drunk last night partying in West Hollywood and, Jesus, can you tell it’s the slowest news days known to man? Hilary Duff, Sophie Monk, Lance Bbutt and now Aubrey; where are the real … Continue reading →

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Lance Bass motorboated Cloris Leachman (You just read that.)

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Lance Bbutt, who I’ve never seen in an interview before today (Do you think he’s gay?), stopped by E!’s Chelsea Lately last night where he admitted to motorboating his Dancing with the Stars opponent Cloris Leachman. How does that even … Continue reading →

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Joe The Plumber Wants To Be A Country Star

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Samuel the Unlicensed Plumber aka Joe the Plumber is looking to extend his 15-seconds and he’s hired three managers to help him with his “brand.” One of his new PR whores said, “He’s had a deluge of requests. Right now … Continue reading →

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Someone Is Actually Marrying Corey Haim

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

Corey Haim is engaged to something other than an 8-ball. Corey announced on his website that he’s going to marry horror actress Tiffany Shepis on May 9, 2009. The two lovebirds first met 12 years on the set of “Fever … Continue reading →

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Halloween Comes Early For Jacko And His Kids

Posted on October 30, 2008 by admin

I’m not making a dumb joke (surprisingly). It really did come early! Jacko and his kids went trick-or-treating in Hollywood last night. That’s what they paps claim anyway. They probably celebrate two days early, because the actual day is amateur … Continue reading →

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