Monthly Archives: October 2008

79% Quantum of Solace

Daniel Craig orders another martini shaken, not stirred, with this sequel to 2006′s reboot of the James Bond franchise, CASINO ROYALE.

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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

After they escaped from New York City, the creatures of 2005′s MADAGASCAR are back in this African adventure.

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Role Models

In this comedy, Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott play two men who are hardly model citizens. But their bad behavior puts them in trouble with the law, and soon the men must act as mentors as a part of … Continue reading

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Soul Men

Two former backup soul singers Louis (Samuel L. Jackson) and Floyd (Bernie Mac) travel cross country to perform at a tribute concert in honor of their famous former band leader.

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Dukes

In this heist comedy, a pair of doo-wop singers called the Dukes (Chazz Palminteri and Robert Davi) have seen better days.

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Suri Is Not Amused

Stepford Katie showed up to her daily “pap show” with Suri today wearing the exact same orange cult dress! Suri specifically told that dumb bisney not to wear the orange one. Katie’s obviously got barley dust in her ears, but … Continue reading

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If You Ever Find Yourself At One Of Diddy’s Parties, Eat The Brownies

Douche-faced Mark Ronson (yes, I’ve fallen out of love) worked one of Diddy’s Jizz Parties in the Hamptons recently and he took advantage of the bowl of delicious brownies that was being pbutted around. Mark claims he didn’t know the … Continue reading

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Google Me, You Dumb Fuck!

Tila Tequila’s partner in pussay, Courtenay Semel, got into a little altercation in August with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas which led to her beating his butt. The beaten down security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed a … Continue reading

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More Pictures From The Most Elegant Wedding Of The Year

Yesterday, I wrote about the £100,000 fairytale wedding of 16-year-old Missy Quinn and 17-year-old Thomas. Missy’s daddy paves driveways for a living, but he somehow managed to pay for this lavish affair complete with her £16,000 gorgeous wedding bikini-dress-thing. Here’s … Continue reading

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Stylista: Panic Attack!!!!!

Last night on Stylista (yes, I’m watching that trash), one of the gays, Jason, had a complete freak out, because he was so afraid that one of his f**ktard teammates would call him out during judging. It just started out … Continue reading

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