Monthly Archives: September 2008

Audrina Patridge uses her fake breasts to promote drinking (Folks, I think I’m love)

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

Audrina Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas over the weekend proving she’s the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to hear her talk. Ever. Not … Continue reading →

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Britney Spears basically admits VMAs were staged, confesses her love of pizza

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

Britney Spears, who sweeped the VMAs with her video for “Piece of Me,” doesn’t even think it’s a good video. I mean, she made the thing while she thought she was a British nanny which proves those fat cats at … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson in bikinis

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n’ slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn’t run off screaming into a wood … Continue reading →

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Paris Hilton debuts her new single, reality show

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

Paris Hilton’s new reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF starts tonight on MTV and it will feature her latest single “My BFF.” For those of you playing the home game, “BFF” stands for Big f**king Fail. Check out the … Continue reading →

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Janet Jackson hospitalized – and I know why!

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night when she “got suddenly ill” before her concert in Montreal, according to the AP. No information was given on her condition, but Janet’s already rescheduling the show so it can’t be … Continue reading →

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Body of Lies

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

Though this thriller is the fourth collaboration between Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe, it marks the veteran director’s first pairing with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Express

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

This inspirational sports drama tackles the true story of Ernie Davis (Rob Brown, TAKE THE LEAD). The first black football player to win the coveted Heisman, Davis faced obstacles both on and off the field.

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SamRo In A Bikini!

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

In high school, there was this majorly butchie gym teacher who basically made SamRo look like f**king Claudia Schiffer. A lot of dumb whores would mistakenly call her Mr. Honeycutt instead of Ms. Honeycutt (the names have been changed to … Continue reading →

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Why Is Chuck Bass The Only Dry One?

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

Penn Badgley and Chace Crawford look like they just got jizzed on by Ken Paves. It’s known that Paves cums pomade and weave glue. Chuck Bbutt is the only one who doesn’t look like he just washed his mop in … Continue reading →

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I Want A Lil’ Top Hat

Posted on September 30, 2008 by admin

It must be nice to be Dita Von Teese. You can sort of get away with wearing an extra homo top hat out in public. I want to wear one, but I wouldn’t make it halfway down the street without … Continue reading →

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