Monthly Archives: September 2008

It’s Just A Little Botox

Cruella de Stone asked a judge for permission to move her son Roan from his father’s home in Northern California to her house in Los Angeles. The judge rejected her butt and ordered that Roan must stay with his daddy. … Continue reading

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Money Always Brings People Back Together

Magnificent chichi owner Salma Hayek was at the Balenciaga fashion show in Paris today with her ex-sugar daddy Francois-Henri Pinault. F.H.P. (as his friends call him and we’re all his friends) is also the father of Salma’s kid and the … Continue reading

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And You Thought Your Job Sucked

A train station in India has a problem with a bunch of bisneyy butt monkeys bothering their pbuttengers, so they hired a man to dress as a monkey to scare them off. By the looks of the dude’s uniform it … Continue reading

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Don’t Mess With An Über Slut

Leave it to Sienna Miller to turn the pap attention from her homewrecky ways into a money making opportunity! A judge in Britain gave her butt $27,000 in damages after the Daily Star publishes these pictures of her doing dry … Continue reading

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Better Than Crocs

Helena Bonham Carter was bouncing around London yesterday with her man and son wearing these things on her feet. I’ve seen this sh*t before. The spring is supposed to help with your back and hips or some sh*t. Spoiler alert! … Continue reading

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Janet’s Out

Charlene DuPrey was released from the hospital only 2 hours after some mystery illness put her in there. Last night, Janet checked into the Royal Victoria Hospital in Montreal after she got sick during sound check. Janet’s rep still wouldn’t … Continue reading

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An STD For Your Ears

Somebody actually let Wonky McValtrex back into the studio to record a new song. Whoever opened the door for her hates music and living things. Wonky debuted her newest skank tune on Ryan Seacrest’s show on KIIS-FM this morning. It’s … Continue reading

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Afternoon Crumbs

That fugly bra isn’t doing anything for Megan Fox’s tittays. And the sexy lady dude in the back is stealing the scene from her. – IDLYITW Jennifer Aniston is still in Mexico and still in a bikini – Egotastic! And … Continue reading

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For September 30th!

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NO! NO! NO!

What in the dirty mop water hell is going on here?! My extreme hate for my arch rival CHERYL BURKE just went up a gazillion points! Mop Head probably knew that Maksim Chmerkovskiy from “Dancing with the Has-Beens” is the … Continue reading

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