Tyler Perry’s The Family That Preys
Academy Award®-winner Kathy Bates and Academy Award®-nominee Alfre Woodard star as the matriarchs of two very different families being torn apart by greed and scandal in the contemporary drama Tyler Perry’s The Family that Preys. The sixth feature film by Perry chronicles the inner workings of two families—one upper-crust and the other working clbutt—that become inextricably linked by scandal.
73% Towelhead
Towelhead follows the dark, bold and shockingly funny life of Jasira, a 13-year-old Arab-American girl, as she navigates the confusing and frightening path of adolescence and her own sexual awakening.
Bangkok Dangerous
The life of an anonymous buttbuttin takes an unexpected turn when he travels to Thailand to complete a series of contract killings.
Burn After Reading
World-premiering as the opening-night film of the 2008 Venice International Film Festival; a dark spy-comedy from Academy Award winners Joel and Ethan Coen.
Righteous Kill
Academy Award® winners Robert De Niro (Raging Bull) and Al Pacino (Scent of a Woman) star as a pair of veteran New York City police detectives on the trail of a vigilante serial killer in the adrenaline fueled psychological thriller Righteous Kill, directed by Jon Avnet (Red Corner, Fried Green Tomatoes) and written by Russell Gewirtz (Inside Man). The cast also features hip-hop superstar Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson (Get Rich or Die Tryin’).
After 30 years as partners in the pressure cooker environment of the NYPD, highly decorated Detectives David Fisk and Thomas Cowan should be ready for retirement, but aren’t. Before they can hang up their badges, they are called in to investigate the murder of a notorious pimp, which appears to have ties to a case they solved years before.
Diddy Is Making Me Dizzy
I love Diddy’s f**ked up video rants, but this one is better viewed with your eyes closed. Diddy spinning the camera around isn’t doing my hangover any favors. While watching this sh*t, I kept stomping my leg down thinking I was on a playground spinner.
In his newest video, Diddy doesn’t understand why John McCain chose the chick from Alaska as his running mate. According to Diddy, there is nothing going on in Alaska. Diddy isn’t even sure if there are any black people or crackheads living in Alaska.
Somewhere in Alaska there’s a black guy and a cracked out polar bear, sitting in an igloo, crying icy tears over the fact that the almighty Diddy doesn’t know they’re alive.
Another Score For The Gold Diggers Of The World!
Deborah Lin is my favorite ho of the day! The 40-year-old “former model” married 46-year-old James Gandolfini in her hometown of Honolulu, Hawaii yesterday. The gold diggers are taking over the world. Watch out BABIES!!!
Okay, Deborah might not be a gold digger, but would you marry Tony Soprano if he didn’t have money coming out of his chunky butt? Answer me that!
The two became engaged late 2007 after going public with their relationship earlier in the year.
The wedding was attended by a bunch of hos. Deborah was a dress. James wore a tuxedo. They ate cake and they danced. Typical wedding sh*t. A witness told People, “It was amazing. James ate the whole f**king cake in one gulp! I’ve never seen anything like that before.” No, the witness said, “There was a nice big kiss at the end with both hands on the cheeks. They looked great.”
Well done, Deborah! Although, she’s working hard for that money! Her arms must be sore as f**k from having to hold up James’ FOPA while riding his willy all the time.
Dear Maury, Your Assistance Is Needed
Everybody and their pet fish has been e-mailing me this story, so obviously that’s a sign that I must post it. This is basically some Bree Van de Kamp shit. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the chick who is running as McCain’s VP, is being accused of faking one of her pregnancies. The Daily Kos thinks Sarah’s teenage daughter, Bristol, is the real mother of Trig Paxton Van Palin.
Yes, Bristol and Trig. Sarah also has three other kids named Track, Willow and Piper. I think they were named after Pottery Barn candle scents.
Anydrama, the rumor is that Sarah, a pro-lifer, pretended to be pregnant while her then 16-year-old daughter was the one who was really carrying baby Trig. Escandalo! Here’s some of the sh*t the Daily Kos is claiming:
In March, Sarah told everyone she was 7-months pregnant. Everyone including her staff said they were shocked to find out, because she didn’t look pregnant to them. They also said she’s always been thin, because she’s a runner or some sh*t.
Sarah’s 16-year-old daughter Bristol was taken out of her high school for 5 to 8 months. The high school was told Bristol had mono.
While attending some Republican convention in Texas, Sarah began leaking amniotic fluid one month before her due date. She didn’t check into the hospital. She gave her speech and then got on an 8-hour flight back to Alaska.
Sarah gave birth in a hospital 45-minutes from the airport. Trig, who was born with Down Syndrome, was one month premature. Sarah was back to work 3 days later.
I left out of a ton of details. Visit here, here and here if you give an eff. On the other side, there are a few pictures with Sarah sort of looking knocked up. Gawker also has a post claiming Bristol was in a car accident when she would have been seven months pregnant. The dude involved in the accident with Bristol said she “really didn’t look pregnant,” but he wasn’t really staring at her belly.
I’m so confused. Maybe I’m the one who gave birth to baby Trig. sh*t, maybe I’m the father. Maury! Please help us! It’s the only way we can solve any of this. Bring them all on a very special episode of “The Maury Povich” show. I want Cindy McCain to read the DNA results though. That’s if she can read it through her Vicodin haze. I also want Tina Fey and Megan Mullally to appear on the episode just so I can see them next to Sarah Palin.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Megyn Kelly from Fox News - During Joe Biden’s VP acceptance speech on Wednesday night most of the crowd was cheering for his butt or at least watching him. Not Megyn! She was busy refining her gorgeousness and perfecting her Aqua Net nest. Excuse her beauty! Clip below:
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Duchess
Long before the concept existed, the Duchess of Devonshire, Georgiana Spencer (KEIRA KNIGHTLEY), was the original “It Girl.” Like her direct ancestor Princess Diana, she was ravishing, glamorous and adored by an entire country.