Britney Spears’ dad remains in control until New Year’s
Jamie Spears will continue his conservatorship of Britney until the end of the year. The commissioner extended Jamie’s control of Britney’s estate during a hearing this afternoon, but left it open to early termination. (Read: Once Britney can put on her clothes like a big girl, she gets her bank account back.) E! Online reports:
“Regarding the conservatorship of the person, I understand that Ms. Spears is reluctantly agreeing to extend those letters,” Goetz said. “We are extending them until Dec. 31, 2008.”
A status hearing for the extended order has been set for Oct. 28.
My sources tell me Britney’s reluctance was easily won over when her dad promised her a pony. Except after the hearing he said “Just kidding” and took her to the dentist.
Rihanna + see-through shirt = I think that’s a nipple, maybe…
Rihanna hit the clubs last night in New York City and apparently decided to fly sans bra. These pics might be considered LSFW depending on your boss’ vision. If he clearly sees nipples, that man’s in the wrong line of work and should be a goddamn Army sniper. I’ve been staring at these things for hours like it’s a Magic Eye picture. So far all I’ve seen is a tugboat, two polar bears kissing and Edgar Winter.
80% Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Two young Americans spend a summer in Spain and meet a flamboyant artist (Javier Bardem) and his beautiful but insane ex-wife (Penelope Cruz). Vicky (Rebecca Hall) is straight-laced and about to be married.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
Three years after the events of THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS, the four young women are back.
80% Pineapple Express
Next summer, the guys who brought you Superbad reunite for the action-comedy Pineapple Express. Lazy stoner Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver (James Franco): to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express.
50% Tropic Thunder
Ben Stiller. Jack Black. Robert Downey, Jr. Comedy fans can start drooling immediately at the thought of these three funnymen joining forces in TROPIC THUNDER.
Mirrors
After HIGH TENSION and THE HILLS HAVE EYES, French director Alexandre Aja stays firmly grounded in horror territory with MIRRORS.
Afternoon Crumbs
We’re not gonna take it! Xtina channels Dee Snider for some f**ked up photo shoot - Just Jared
RiRi, I see your nipples! - Hollywood Tuna
Jenny Aniston, I see your nipples too! - Lainey Gossip
Mischa Barton’s lil’ chichi is falling out - Egotastic!
That hot bisney Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams might be back together - Popsugar
Mini-Me’s mini golf club - IDLYITW
Ludacris called Hillary Clinton a bisney, Obama responds - Towleroad
Mena Suvari is going topless for a movie. Hopefully, she’ll cover up those fugly tats - Hollywood Rag
Kim Kardashian’s butt of many colors - Cityrag
Criss Angel performs his most dangerous lie ever (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
The CAPTION THIS Contest For July 31st!
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The Photoshop Awards: Jessica Simpson On Elle
In order for this cover to work, Elle needed to put even more text over Jessica’s face and body. Actually, they should have just left Jessica out and covered the whole thing in words.
This is some major f**kery right here! Jessica’s waist hasn’t looked like that since birth! I know she wants to be personry and all, but this is overkill. They might as well have put a ten-gallon on her fugly head with the words “YEE HAW!” splattered over the cover.
In addition to giving them a truly fugly cover, Jessica talked to Elle about being a victim of abuse, “There’s nothing on my album that you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience. I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.” Cut to all eyes moving to Daddy Joe shifting in his seat, biting his fingernails, and blinking like a guilty hooker with Tourettes.
And Jessica is a major liar! She said that forgetting the words to “9 to 5″ while singing for the president and Dolly Parton changed her life, “Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.’ “
But she did sing again…. Big tittied liar mouth!
Source: Sweet Kisses