Monthly Archives: July 2008

My world crumbled into ten million pieces yesterday after learning that Sam Talbot from “Top Chef 2” got engaged to some skank who doesn’t understand him the way I do. Thankfully, I pulled it together with a little help from … Continue reading →

Tommy Girl has no reason to smile. The dumb bisney has just been named in a $250 million lawsuit against Scientology. The lawsuit was filed by an ex-Scientologist that goes by the name of Peter Letterese. Peter filed using the … Continue reading →

Matthew Broderick and SJP just so happened to run into the paps as they left a restaurant together in NYC last night. Please, you know those bisneyes texted the paps. I would say call, but who does that anymore? Last … Continue reading →

Mini-Me is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating his tiny baby butt and causing him emotional distress. Mini’s lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door with … Continue reading →

This robot bisney is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B’s … Continue reading →

I thank the Chicken Cutlet gods every day for not giving us YouTube when I was a kid. This would be me. The FresnoBeehive posted this video of 11-year-old Dannyhott, a YouTuber with a small following, singing Mimi’s “Touch My … Continue reading →

This past May, Cruella de Stone said the earthquake in China was “karma” for what’s going on in Tibet. Well, 1,000 Chinese victims and a Manhattan lawyer served her with legal papers announcing their plans to sue her butt for … Continue reading →

Princess Chunk is the 44-pound pussy I wrote about yesterday who was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ like a fat day-shift hooker looking for a drumstick. This fat pussy had me tossing and turning last night. I was … Continue reading →

….And I love her for that. Yesterday in Los Angeles, SamRo and her woman were walking around doing lesbionic sh*t together. SamRo wore this filthy t-shirt featuring dicks in chains and dudes touching each other all rough-like. Yes, that’s what … Continue reading →