Monthly Archives: June 2008

Sharon Stone better have carded that bitch before doing fuckey fuckey times with him. The last thing she needs is Chris Hansen bursting in on her while she’s pounding her cougar coochie into that child’s face. Wait….maybe Cruella de Stone … Continue reading →

Who wants some Booty Sweat? Pff! Been there, drank that – I’m Not Obsessed Will Smith’s new school for budding aliens – A Socialite’s Life Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova used to be married – Celebitchy David Beckham knows how … Continue reading →

Vanity Fair’s “Hollywood’s New Wave” issue is here and it should really be called the “You Are OLD” issue, because I have no idea who 25% of these skanks are. And where in fuckity fuck is Rumer?! Mommy Demi and … Continue reading →

Mister Vadge left London this morning to join his wifey and kids in New York. Some say Guy is trying to save his shitty ass marriage to Madge. Madge probably promised Guy she’d give his nuts back if he traveled … Continue reading →

Seventeen Magazine asked American Idol’s resident fetus, David Archuleta, about his first kiss. David answered, “I haven’t had a first kiss.” That makes sense. David probably doesn’t have hair “down there,” so he’s definitely not ready for his first kiss. … Continue reading →

The teaser trailer for the new 007 movie is out. I always get this crap confused with Quantum Leap, so I half-expected Scott Bakula to pop into the trailer and was a little disappointed when he didn’t. Better yet, Ziggy … Continue reading →

Pornstar and overall haggard skank, Pamela Anderson, had this to say about Jessica Simpson during a radio interview in Australia: “I think she is a bitch and whore. “ Obviously, Pamela has never looked in the mirror and has never … Continue reading →

Hello Olga, It’s Dimitri again, since you are not returning my calls, i thought i would send a pic to prove to you that i have a 5′ coc…um, cod. – Clarisse Runners-up: you might not believe it now, but … Continue reading →

Louie Spence – The gayest gay that ever gayed from the crap show known as “Celebrity Circus.” Louie is also a judge on the show. His out-of-control lisp is also a hot slut in its own right.

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