Vanilla Ice's wife 911 call will make you stop, collaborate and listen. Then feel kind of awkward.

Nothing’s funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you’ll find it comforting to know that Vanilla’s wife Laura dropped the battery charges and took him back, according to TMZ. So, sorry, ladies, the Ice is off the market – until his Hungry Man dinner gets burnt next week.

Thanks to George who would totally open up some Ninja Rap on Vanilla Ice’s punkass – which is apparently 41-years-old. Who knew?