Monthly Archives: May 2008

White Oprah recently said that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were “just friends.” Now she’s changing her tune. White Oprah wouldn’t confirm or deny the rumors to OK! Magazine. She only said, “If she’s happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. … Continue reading →

It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up “A Shauna Sand Reality Show.” Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So….. Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night … Continue reading →

Hmmm….I wonder which one lives on the roof and which one lives in the basement? Hugh Jackman looks like a power bottom screamer. A screamer in wolf’s clothing. Hugh and his lovely friend went for an early morning swim at … Continue reading →

The granny is back in her panties! Madonna has a new video out for “Give It 2 Me.” The beginning looks like an ad for American Apparel’s new senior citizens collection. The rest of the video is just Madonna dancing … Continue reading →

How is Suri functioning without a full bottle of barley water? They are probably injecting her ass with it, because they get so much crap for keeping her on the bottle. Suri needs her barley fix! Suri also needs to … Continue reading →

Seeing pictures of LaToya Jackson always brings a smile to my face. My smile quickly turns into a grimace, because I don’t understand how a plastic surgeon is still able to eff with her face. I would think that even … Continue reading →

The Crackie of Camden returned to the stage last night at Portugal’s Rock In Rio festival. In true Wino fashion, she showed up an hour later. Damn, she’s like all my family members. You tell them 2pm and those dumb … Continue reading →

I’m totally being generous by giving them 6 months, but by the looks of Brooke Mueller it could take her a few to figure out what’s really going on. As expected, Charlie Sheen and his prostitute tranny infested sperm married … Continue reading →

Heather Thomas from “The Fall Guy” – Heather is also a writer and political activist. I saw her hot ass on “Chelsea Lately” last night and she’s 50! Here’s what she looks like now:

Colin Farrell (32) Matt Cavenaugh (30) Eric Christian Olsen (31) Sienna Guillory (33) Brooke Shields (43) Corey Hart (46) Lea Thompson (47) Chris Elliott (48) Tom Berenger (59) Sharon Gless (65) Clint Eastwood (78)