Lesbians Want Their Name Back!
This post has nothing to do with Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente, but they are my favorite lesbians and that’s what this story is about.
Three residents of the Greek island of Lesbos are suing the Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece for over the use of the word “Lesbian.” The three residents want a judge to force the organization to change their name. They said the group’s use of the word “insults the identity of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.”
Dimitris Lambrou, one of the plaintiffs, said, “My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian. Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos.”
Hahaha! He just said his sister is a Lesbian! So is he!
Dimitri went on to say, “This is not an aggressive act against gay women. Let them visit Lesbos and get married and whatever they like. We just want (the group) to remove the word lesbian from their title.” This bitch has no idea who he’s fucking with. You don’t mess with lesbians. They will eff you the hell up. Trust me.
A spokeswoman for the group said, “This affair is totally ridiculous.”
I want to move to Lesbos, so I can be a gay Lesbian! I would get the great label without having to eat coochie. I would even get some sort of discount at Home Depot.
Those three dumb bitches need to get their pussies eaten, listen to some Indigo Girls and shut the hell up. It’s not that serious. Spread the Lesbian love!
Source: USA Today
Thanks Anna
It's Coming For Us!
Save the children! A rabid marmoset has escaped for her cage and is out for blood!
No…it’s that little Kewpie doll, Christina Ricci, leaving her hotel in London last night. That’s sort of what my face looks like after too many beers and bong hits.
It's Coming For Us!
Save the children! A rabid marmoset has escaped for her cage and is out for blood!
No…it’s that little Kewpie doll, Christina Ricci, leaving her hotel in London last night. That’s sort of what my face looks like after too many beers and bong hits.
Valtrex Has A New Theme Song
Wonky McValtrex’s love has inspired Benji Madden to write her a song. You know GlaxoSmithKline wants to buy that shit.
Wonky talked about this nauseating tune to People, “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.” Wonky has forgotten about the time a dude drew a heart on her chest with his own sperm. That was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her. How soon she forgets.
She went on to chirp, “He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.” Can’t you hear her saying that in a little girl voice? Will somebody please feed one of her warts after midnight, so that it can swallow her whole already.
Here’s Wonky and Boy Douche being gross yesterday.
Valtrex Has A New Theme Song
Wonky McValtrex’s love has inspired Benji Madden to write her a song. You know GlaxoSmithKline wants to buy that shit.
Wonky talked about this nauseating tune to People, “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.” Wonky has forgotten about the time a dude drew a heart on her chest with his own sperm. That was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for her. How soon she forgets.
She went on to chirp, “He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.” Can’t you hear her saying that in a little girl voice? Will somebody please feed one of her warts after midnight, so that it can swallow her whole already.
Here’s Wonky and Boy Douche being gross yesterday.
R.I.P. Father Of LSD
First of all, at least ten zillion people sent me this which makes me feel like a real crackhead. For the broken record, I have never taken LS….ok….even I can’t finish that sentence.
Albert Hofman, the swiss chemist who discovered LSD passed away from a heart attack at his home in Basel. He was 102. This only proves that LSD does a body good. He lived to be 102!
Dr. Hofman created LSD in 1938. He discovered its effects when he accidentally took some. He said, “Everything I saw was distorted as in a warped mirror”. He tried to argue that it could treat mental illness, but it eventually became a street drug in the 60s.
Let’s all bow our heads and have a flashback in his honor.
Thanks Josette
R.I.P. Father Of LSD
First of all, at least ten zillion people sent me this which makes me feel like a real crackhead. For the broken record, I have never taken LS….ok….even I can’t finish that sentence.
Albert Hofman, the swiss chemist who discovered LSD passed away from a heart attack at his home in Basel. He was 102. This only proves that LSD does a body good. He lived to be 102!
Dr. Hofman created LSD in 1938. He discovered its effects when he accidentally took some. He said, “Everything I saw was distorted as in a warped mirror”. He tried to argue that it could treat mental illness, but it eventually became a street drug in the 60s.
Let’s all bow our heads and have a flashback in his honor.
Thanks Josette
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Former child star, Brie Larson, is one step closer to porn (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keeley Hazell is the Queen of Boobs - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus has “no comment” about the VF debacle - Just Jared
Amy Smart with some tape over her nippies - Egotastic!
The celebrity camel toe game - Cityrag
Chuck from Gossip Girl embraces the rainbow - A Socialite’s Life
Hulk Hogan wants to beat down Brooke’s boyfriend - Hollywood Rag
An Eliot Spitzer porn parody - Guanabee
Afternoon Crumbs
An Olsen troll is smiling! She must be up to something evil - Popsugar
The new trailer for “The Dark Knight” - IDLYITW
Former child star, Brie Larson, is one step closer to porn (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keeley Hazell is the Queen of Boobs - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus has “no comment” about the VF debacle - Just Jared
Amy Smart with some tape over her nippies - Egotastic!
The celebrity camel toe game - Cityrag
Chuck from Gossip Girl embraces the rainbow - A Socialite’s Life
Hulk Hogan wants to beat down Brooke’s boyfriend - Hollywood Rag
An Eliot Spitzer porn parody - Guanabee
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