Monthly Archives: March 2008

Johnny Depp For Trojan

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Trojan condoms have offered Johnny Depp $10 million to be the “face” of their company. The Daily Star reports that they want Johnny to star in TV commercials for their Magnum range. Johnny has long been an advocate of safe … Continue reading →

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Brenda Walsh Lives!

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Shannen Doherty hooked up with her “Charmed” co-star, Holly Marie Combs, for dinner last night. They spent the whole night trashing Alyssa Milano and making fun of her hairy arms. Shannen is wasting her time by having dinner with Holly. … Continue reading →

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The Offers Keep Pouring In For Brit

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Peta has reached out to Brit Brit Spears and offered her a job for one day at their offices. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Peta’s President was so impressed with Brit’s role as a receptionist on “How I Met Your … Continue reading →

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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My prayers has been answered! Well, sort of…. Yesterday, I begged for video of Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague. There’s still no video yet, but here’s some pictures. Hag is on the floor where she belongs! I’m … Continue reading →

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Janice Dickinson, holy crap, that's gotta stop

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Dearest Jan-Jan, Before we begin, I’d like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to … Continue reading →

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Dina Lohan is a sack of stupid

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Dina Lohan started filming her new reality show Living Lohan and would have us believe her daily schedule consists of interrupting dance classes in the middle of Harlem. Riight. She, of course, does this while towing around her 14-year-old daughter … Continue reading →

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Sophie Monk is all kinds of leggy

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I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I’m not going to get into specifics but, it’s because she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She’s looking pretty … Continue reading →

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Heath Ledger might have another kid out there

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Surprise! Heath Ledger might have fathered a love child. His uncle broke the news to The Daily Telegraph which will undoubtedly make the estate bickering even more of a fucking fiasco: Ledger was a 17-year-old schoolboy when he had an … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian to Larry King: Playboy is 'inspirational'

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Kim Kardashian and her rag-tag bunch of family members stopped by Larry King Live on Friday. After getting peppered by Barbara Walters about her sex tape, Kim was ready for another awkward discussion about her nudity with the surprisingly alive. … Continue reading →

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Kathie Lee Is Back!

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My favorite daytime call girl, Kathie Lee Gifford, is returning to television! The rumors are true. Kathie Lee Gifford will host th 4th hour of “Today” beginning April 7th. Kathie Lee will co-host with Hoda Kotb. Kathie Lee said, “It’s … Continue reading →

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