Monthly Archives: March 2008

Katherine Heigl is ready to start reproducing right now! She needs to consult her ovaries, because I’m pretty sure they don’t want any part in bringing Heigl spawn to the world. Katherine talked to the Sunday Times about when she’s … Continue reading →

Did you hear that crack? I think it’s one of Janet’s ribs breaking. Does she even have any ribs left? It looks like her nose and her waist are in a competition to see who can disappear first. My cash … Continue reading →

Eeesh. Is Madonna training for Miss Physique or something? Homegirl needs to lay off the Stemulite. Guy Ritchie probably gives her the evil side-eye when when she goes in to give him a handjob. He’s afraid she’s going to rip … Continue reading →

Kim Kardashian’s New Year’s resolution was to eat better. She made this promise to herself after shoving deep fried Oreos down her throat before the countdown. She told People that she hasn’t really stuck to her diet. Kim was in … Continue reading →

Poor Chestica Simpson is in the hospital, because her pusssay burns when she pees. In Touch reports that Ches has a minor kidney infection and is currently receiving treatment Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. She’s been in there since Friday. A friend … Continue reading →

People reports that all the New Kids on the Block members will reunite on the “Today” show this Friday. They are expected to announce their reunion plans and possibly perform. Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and brothers Jordan and … Continue reading →

Unfortunately, it wasn’t the kind of gang bang Daisy is used to. Heather once again proved why she is one of the reigning drama queens of reality TV. She got all of the other girls in the house to turn … Continue reading →

It’s about that time and I think we might have a clear winner here. Please take a moment from changing your cell phone wallpaper to the picture of Paris falling on her wonk to vote for March’s Hot Slut of … Continue reading →

Leatherbag Richards on weed: “I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the time.” – Hollywood Rag Two lesbians in love (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather More of George Clooney’s hot girlfriend being a slut – IDLYITW Jakey Poo … Continue reading →