Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue

The Britney Spears’ pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it’s Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks “totally pregnant.” (Direct quote. I shit you not.) However, if Britney isn’t pregnant it’s not for lack of trying with Adnan Ghalib:

â€œBritneyâ€™s still having sex with him,â€ an insider tells Life & Style. And Jamie, who has moved in with Britney to oversee her recovery, â€œcanâ€™t stand it,â€ says the insider. â€œHe hates when Adnan comes over and the two of them disappear for a few hours. He knows theyâ€™re having sex. But Adnan makes Britney happy.â€

Feel free to scope out the pics of the Brit-belly from last night. Does she like pregnant? I dunno. However I included some shots of Britney earlier in the day hauling around her daily giant Frappucino which is probably the cause of all this speculation. I don’t see why all these magazines want her to be pregnant anyway. It’s kind of sick really. That’s like hoping Michael Jackson is allowed to start his own day care. I mean, yeah, it’ll be adorable at first. But sooner or later somebody’s kid is getting run over by a giraffe. Which will suck after a rough night of Jesus Juice. In the meantime, Sean and Jayden can only dream of such a paradise.