Monthly Archives: February 2008

Boooooring!

People Magazine has confirmed that JLo and Skeletor have named their twins Max and Emme. JLo’s manager confirmed to the magazine. I am truly disappointed with JLo. I was expecting her of all people to give me some tacky glamour! … Continue reading

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Those Studs Weigh More Than Her

Mary-Kate Olsen definitely tells her stylist to buy her the ugliest shit they can find. She hands them her black AMEX card and sends them to the dumpster. This troll is looking like Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock more and … Continue reading

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Lit

Tara Reid is most likely not even drunk in these pictures. Her face just always has that drunk look. It’s probably years and years of being a drunk whore that her face just kind of molds that way every now … Continue reading

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Scarlett Johannson will date you for charity (Pity sex not included)

Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You’ll get a … Continue reading

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Britney Can't Be Bothered With A Stupid Little Thing Called Rent

TMZ reports that Brit Brit was almost evicted from her Malibu mansion, because she forgot to pay rent this month. Brit’s landlord, Love Shack Trust, wanted to kick her ass out after she was 2-weeks late on her $35,000-a-month rent. … Continue reading

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The Aliens Have Gotten To Jeff Conaway!

Jeff Conaway of “Celebrity Rehab” claims he’s finally kicked drugs. Jeff told Inside Edition that John Travolta and Scientology have helped him. What would Dr. Drew say? He said, “I’ve been doing Scientology…My doctor was like holy cow, he says … Continue reading

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What Are Their Names Already!?

Star Magazine stand by their claim that JLo and Skeletor have named their babies Max and Emme. Other magazines now claim the twins have been named Maximiano and Emelina. Apparently, hospital employees overheard JLo and her family calling the babies … Continue reading

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Larry King Needs To Stay Behind The Desk

The producer who came up with this segment needs to be dick slapped hard. Janet Jackson tried to teach Larry King how to dance last night on his show. At first I thought I was watching Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video, … Continue reading

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Nicky Hilton Is Skinny

These pictures of Nicky Hilton out shopping yesterday has everyonehorrified at how “extremely skinny” she looks. You would look like that too if you had to look at Paris and Kathy Hilton’s skank faces every day. Nicky just needs to … Continue reading

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Afternoon Crumbs

We get it Drew! You’re in love. Now stop with the photo-ops! – A Socialite’s Life Natalie Portman sexes up Letterman – Cityrag JLo paid $1 million to give birth – Hollywood Rag Benji Madden gave this up for Paris … Continue reading

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