Afternoon Crumbs
Brad Pitt’s motorcycle bike down, so he got ride a from the paps. St. Angie’s angel drawn crystal chariot was not available, obviously. - Lainey Gossip
Three sexy ladies in a row - Egotastic!
Lenny Kravitz should be wearing less clothes - Popsugar
Gis Bundchen or a SJP/Aniston hybrid? - Hollywood Tuna
The weepy Stepford robot is in Australia and still wearing her second trimester pillow - Just Jared
Vintage busted teefs - Cityrag
Adrien Brody will be wearing this in 3…2… - Towleroad
Tater Head to guest star on 90210 as a “punky cute lesbian.” I understand the “punky” and “lesbian” part…. - ICYDK
Ryan Eggold tried to recreate Johnny Depp’s grease mop and it didn’t work - SOW
Harvey needs to start styling Katie Price (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will never break up, because nobody can work a strap-on like she can - Celebisneyy
Zac Efron cut off his twink shag - Socialite Life
So this is the real reason why Jakey chose Reese as his main hag? - I’m Not Obsessed
Gloria Trevi breaks out the “pushing out a doody bubble” pose - Hollywood Rag
I’ll take this swimsuit in every color - Superior Gossip
Happy 4th of July Weekend!
Hey, everybody, I’m going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here’s a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed… …read full story
Britney Spears gets one Frappucino closer to crazy
Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just… …read full story
Megan Fox and Michael Bay hate each other
While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one’s surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently sh*t on the film because it focused on special effects and… …read full story
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out
Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no f**king sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face… …read full story
Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel
Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel’s butt despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and “Goddamn!” NY Daily News reports: “Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit… …read full story
Michael Jackson’s final rehearsal video
Here’s the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his “This Is It” tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player… …read full story
The CAPTION THIS Contest For July 3rd!
Thanks Ryan
Open Post: Hosted By Amber Rose’s Chia Pet Head
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July, so those of you that celebrate that sh*t should spend today preparing your liver and stomach for the f**kery that is to come. That’s what I’ll be doing all day (holy water colonics, etc….), so I’ll only be posting here and there. This sh*t will return to its normal schedule on Moooonday. That’s if I don’t end up in the hospital after joining the legion of drunky dumb f**ks who think it’s really hilarious to stick a sparkler in your butt. Tempting….and completely possible.
Now I leave you with Kanye West’s ballsack polisher, Amber Rose, outside of a club in Hollywood last night with some kind of fungus growing on her head. Stop the insanity!
HoHan’s Birthday Lunch And Munch
Yesterday was the day we were all reminded that HoHan is not a 45-year-old truck stop vagina vendor, but actually a 23-year-old girl. Twenty-three never looked so fresh and pure. Happy Birfdays, eh? HoHan took advantage of the day by dragging the object of her stalking, SamRo, to lunch in Malibu.
You know this sh*t was a special occasion, because they actually ate food stuff. And you know SamRo also did the eyeroll mambo while eating HoHan’s chocha asada a little later. She had to. It was HoHan’s BIRFDAY. You have to bust one your birthday. Just ask this trick.